- Did you know that I can be in two places at the same time?
- No… that’s impossible.
- Do you want me to show you?
- …
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Γίνε καλύτερος άνθρωπος από τον πατέρα σας
(Fuente: solsticeretouch)
I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS
I HATE PEOPLE
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE
BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN
WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED ANYONE
this is like a really intense poem
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Person:
Have you seen that episode where...
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Me:
I have seen every episode, go on
Advertising’s image of women. Watch this and get your mind blown.
This needs to stop.
(Fuente: hustleforchange)
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
those are the same side effects of many birth control pills for women too…?
(Fuente: tastefullyoffensive)
(Fuente: you-are-the-standard)
15 Days of the Bishop-Dunham family
Day fourteen - Favorite family moment
“While they’re taking samples…”
(Fuente: afterfringe)
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